things they might have been filming last night

• rock of love
• alcohol commercial
• straight to DVD movie starring David Hasselhoff
• low-budget porn
• tourism ad for neighborhood boosting committee
• educational anti-drunk driving video
• advertisement for American Apparel's "black T"

fashions I regret wearing

• pants so low they reveal panties
• thongs
• severely assymmetrical bobs
• bizarre ear-like hairdos
• shoulder pads
• slouch socks
• wearing star stickers on my face
• drawing a star on my hand every day
  
• star tattoos
• grandmother's petticoats
• pants with hangy straps
• scarf around head
• bra-strap headband
• piles of spikes
• bracelets up arm
• emo boys as accessories

Halloween costumes expected this year

• all manner of slutty animals
• flappers
• conceptual art concepts
• boll weevil
• unicorn
• two-person horse
• Sarah Palin
• fried egg a la Gwen Stephani
• more Sarah Palin

okay, enough lists for now.

taking suggestions for other ways to occupy time.

please don't actually email me.

oh, and it's wizard rock, a.k.a wrock. the wizardcore thing. ain't the internet grand?

today I will blog more lists. just because.

things that might have happened at the party after we left:

• S got dry-humped
• more women showed up
• more drawing
• actual teachers
• R forced to leave due to cat
• punch overruled by guests
• makeout party?
• mysterious naked guest
• people got more booze
• someone had a flashback
• people brought actual giraffes
• more penises were drawn/illustrated/shown
• chuck norris showed up and denied accusations
• actual preschoolers showed up and ate the sandwiches
• preshooler alcohol poisoning due to punch
• adult guests poisoned by kool-aid
• someone shows up with I [heart] lord buddha punch, subsequent group psychosis

slang that we're glad is gone

• let's bounce
• rad
• calling oneself a punk name...i.e. johnny waistcoat
• indie meaning anything at all
• bicurious
• fo shizzle
• that's wack
• dope
• hype
• doh
• bad
• collect my pee
• sick
• wizardcore
• j-lo nicknames

things that will be gone soon (?):

• blogs
• skinny jeans
• indie
• irony
• hipsters
• vice magazine
• american apparel
• crocs
• uggs
• croc-uggs (ugh!)
  
• bicuriousness
• tiny dogs

off to google wizardcore, more later (brb lolz!)

Euphemisms for clothes-changing disorder

• narcissism
• indecisiveness
• desire to be utmost prepared for any given situation

whimsical disorders

• clothes-changing
• circular logic
• making everything self-referential
• compulsive need to alphabetize things
• inadvertent lowercasing
  

things we've thrown away that we wish we hadn't

• tapes
• clothing
• love - esp, wtf of dumping guy who gave me stuffed animal from carnival when I was 18.
• zine box
• my ego
• hope!
• my innocence!
• a chance at a normal life

evil/friendly yet still nefarious plots

• put on haunted house record at random times
• let rats loose with mate...rat summer of love
• nasty rumors
• mcgyver-esque machinery
• surprise haircut
• surprise laundry throwing
• squawk. with box
• make someone think they are shrinking
• chemistry experiment gone "wrong"
• stealing punchlines relentlessly
• inconvenient dyslexia
• convince someone they are turning emo
• fake prom queen, with or without pigs blood
• gigantic Disney phantasmical show aimed at pointing out someone's flaws
• taking hostages
• taking the three of clubs, the seven of spades, and blackjack!
• stealing all of someone's shoes
• serving someone a meal that is not what you say it is, but is actually poison, something they're allergic to, and/or human.
• making someone play soccer

List-time! The lovely K and I have been cooking up all sorts of lists, lately. Here are some:

Lunch boxes slogans that should not be taken to school:

• syphilis
• die, poet, die!
• I'm a paranoid schizophrenic, want to get lunch?
• there are weapons in here
• ratty on board
• i can has razorblades
• lunch? what lunch? DAMMIT!
• you will be my LUNCH
• I hate myself and want to die...psyche!
• this box will explode in ten minutes

Place that would not be fun to visit:

• Detroit
• CalArts
• the inside of my head
• backseat of car, family vacation
• face of sun
• biblical times
• path of charging, red-eyed deer
• stalkerland...the amusement park

word of the day:

• OMG!
• WTF?
• paranoid
• amazing cute
• oh dear
• wuzh
• marzipan
• wow!
• trajectory
• comfy smock

On a more personal level...I got my SSDI bebi!!!

et mi corazon esta conmigo

1890s	1980s	2000s
corsets	spandex	spanx 2.0
stereopticons	viewmasters	imax
early silent films	VHS	youtube
Charcot's hysteria	heavy metal hysteria	evangelical christianity
absinthe	goldshlager	cosmopolitans
?	1960s	1980s
utopian fantasies	john hughes/breakfast club	moulin rouge
?	me decade	indie
bustle	shoulder pads	breast implants
corsets	18hr bra	thong
millential hysteria	reagonomics	millenial hysteria
proto-industrialization	trickle-down	apocalypse
immigration	cuba/homogenization	immigration
corsets!	superglue	social networking
ouija board	connect-4/battleship	scamble
moustaches and wigs	burt renolds moustache	waxing/shaving
mutton-chop	jason priestly sideburns	flatiron
bohmenian	punk	emo
lead powder	blue eye shadow	smokey eye
beauty mark	beauty mark	moles
cravate/high collars	bustier	iron t-shirts
cunningly torn rags	thrift	vintage
letters	rotary	cell phone
telegram	fax	email
circus	madonna	britney spears
early musical theatre	broadway	musical to film
slapstick	excess	irony
asylum	psych ward	the streets, baby
hair long in bun	mowhawk/big	bob/straight
leeches	denial/tylenol	prozac
tuburculosis	AIDS	breats cancer
la boheme	rent	wicked
baudelaire	bret easton ellis	david foster wallace

I think that everything is going to resolve itself.

There's an old song that goes..."everythings all right, everything's fine."

I have spent all afternoon lying in bed reading Hillary Raphael's I Love Lord Buddha.

I am agog. I worship this cult already. I am honored to be reading it.

To quote to big and hollow billboards on the 101...OMFG!!! Right by where the Vivid building lost a couple letters, under the palm trees unsustainably captivating.

It is so, so lovely. It was hard to drag myself away to write this.

How long must we sleep on the bed of our madness...