Euphemisms for clothes-changing disorder

• narcissism
• indecisiveness
• desire to be utmost prepared for any given situation

whimsical disorders

• clothes-changing
• circular logic
• making everything self-referential
• compulsive need to alphabetize things
• inadvertent lowercasing
  

things we've thrown away that we wish we hadn't

• tapes
• clothing
• love - esp, wtf of dumping guy who gave me stuffed animal from carnival when I was 18.
• zine box
• my ego
• hope!
• my innocence!
• a chance at a normal life

evil/friendly yet still nefarious plots

• put on haunted house record at random times
• let rats loose with mate...rat summer of love
• nasty rumors
• mcgyver-esque machinery
• surprise haircut
• surprise laundry throwing
• squawk. with box
• make someone think they are shrinking
• chemistry experiment gone "wrong"
• stealing punchlines relentlessly
• inconvenient dyslexia
• convince someone they are turning emo
• fake prom queen, with or without pigs blood
• gigantic Disney phantasmical show aimed at pointing out someone's flaws
• taking hostages
• taking the three of clubs, the seven of spades, and blackjack!
• stealing all of someone's shoes
• serving someone a meal that is not what you say it is, but is actually poison, something they're allergic to, and/or human.
• making someone play soccer