There are so many ways to feel completely horrendous. I have the flu today, I am feeling nauseous, I am...(delves into list of ailments, all too peculiar and disgusting.) So I'm sitting here trying to appear somehow interesting...okay, take a deep breath, that's enough.

Take two. Okay. Water. Water is a good thing. Manicures are a good thing. raindrops on roses and whispers on kittens...