today I will blog more lists. just because.

things that might have happened at the party after we left:

• S got dry-humped
• more women showed up
• more drawing
• actual teachers
• R forced to leave due to cat
• punch overruled by guests
• makeout party?
• mysterious naked guest
• people got more booze
• someone had a flashback
• people brought actual giraffes
• more penises were drawn/illustrated/shown
• chuck norris showed up and denied accusations
• actual preschoolers showed up and ate the sandwiches
• preshooler alcohol poisoning due to punch
• adult guests poisoned by kool-aid
• someone shows up with I [heart] lord buddha punch, subsequent group psychosis

slang that we're glad is gone

• let's bounce
• rad
• calling oneself a punk name...i.e. johnny waistcoat
• indie meaning anything at all
• bicurious
• fo shizzle
• that's wack
• dope
• hype
• doh
• bad
• collect my pee
• sick
• wizardcore
• j-lo nicknames

things that will be gone soon (?):

• blogs
• skinny jeans
• indie
• irony
• hipsters
• vice magazine
• american apparel
• crocs
• uggs
• croc-uggs (ugh!)
  
• bicuriousness
• tiny dogs

off to google wizardcore, more later (brb lolz!)